February 2012
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I'm getting sick
blah blah blaaaaaah
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Worried
My cat is almost 10 and he was an indoor/outdoor cat until a year ago. He is getting thin. He has problems controlling his bowels and has problems with his ears itching lately. I don’t know. I’m worried. If anything happens to him, I will break in the worst way. I’ve had him since he was a wee bitty baby. I saw him when he was born. I was 13.
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Dear late period
Look, we know I’m not pregnant or anything…but could you show up ASAP so I can stop being a hormonally charged bitch?
Femme problem
I need to pee but I don’t want to smudge my glitter nails.
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I painted my nails with purple glitter nail...
Femme success.
People should come eat the Pad Thai I made
There is too much and it will go bad before I ever eat it all.
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
iamabutchsolo:
lizziegoneastray:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Perfect quote is perfect.
Binghamton Nicknames
suckerinsixty:
Drunk Billy
Shaky Don
Shaky Brian
White-Haired Homophobe
Heroin Nina
Saint Brian
Hat Brian
Conspiracy Michael
Foxy Davy
Marine Joe
Band Joe
Band Matt
Fugitive Matt
Poppa John
MILF Erin
MILF Brianna
MILF Kelly
Pastor Barb
Brother Steven
Moby Dick
The Great White Hope
Megaphone John
Hot Corey
Crazy Shawna
Walrus Thighs
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I'm gonna have a scaly baby sometime in the next...
BABYBABYBABYBABY
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